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I wonder if people realize just how realistic this actually is.

If you watch the game screen in the back ground you'll see: "next objective: check tire pressure in all four tires."

Do you get bonus points if you successfully hurry up and wait.

Yes you do! Extra bonus points for showing up 30 min early to PT formation for 'random' urinalysis! They should have incorporated a 'Rock Band' feature, allowing you to be judged on your cadence calling abilities while maintaining a steady 8 minute mile pace. Don't forget your road guards!

Does his girlfriend break up with him right away when she hears he's deploying or does she wait seven months for the most devastating moment possible?

If you're really, really good, you advance to the bonus insane level mission called "Negotiate repairs with Contractors"!

There's a market place where you can trade MREs for Pop-Tarts, beef jerky, Dinty Moores and mushy apples. Also, everybody looks at your boots as soon as they meet you.

Im guessing that if you run the game, you will unlock the "reflector-belt" difficulty-level. Lol.

P.S. There may actually be some money in the idea of "Real War-the game" with those elements incorporated. The Wii has a net-distro app. Its not a bad idea for a starting software project...

They need to make a Wii M-240B. that's when the real fun will begin..

I loved that soldier profile, which listed among his strengths "infrequent urination". :D

I wonder if there is a stage of the game where one must negotiate the clearing barrel, the uniform nazi, the handwashing station, the reflector belt check, and the other obstacles in the way of the DFAC.

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