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Caption Contest!
February 23, 2010 | Posted by Abu Muqawama - 12:40pm | 35 Comments
Yes, this is in fact World Bank honcho Robert Zoellick. And Shakira. No, this is not photoshopped.
Una loba en el armario
Tiene ganas de salir (Zoellick: A-ooooh!)
Deja que se coma el barrio
Antes de irte a dormir
She's Lebanese Druze, and an
She's Lebanese Druze, and an avid supporter of Walid Jumblatt.
I never really thought I'd
I never really thought I'd see a post like this
It makes a blog wanna speak Spanish
It's Muqawama
And Nagl
The Casa...(de CNAS! de CNAS!)
I'll blog tonight
The "Ex" don't lie, If I'm reading this post right
So be wise, my COINtras
Reading the words of COINdinistas...
Eh, you get the drift. An official CNAS song. All we need are some dancers and we're set :)
I've seen a photo of her and
I've seen a photo of her and Gene Sperling together. Must've been the same event.
Sí estoy de acuerdo en que
Sí estoy de acuerdo en que la barba de Andrew Exum es muy sexy
we need to re-think our
we need to re-think our Pop-Centric COIN for the sexier Shakira COIN. we just may be able to apply Shakira COIN to Afghanistan.
سر لعملة سلاح
سر لعملة سلاح طالبان وتدمير
زوجة سيئة لطالبان
Zoellick: "You know Tommy
Zoellick: "You know Tommy Motolla married Mariah and now Thalia... and I'm 20 times richer."
SheWolf: "Yeah? But are YOU on the shortlist to replace Simon on American Idol? Didn't think so. And please move your hand."
Andrew, To humor you....I
Andrew,
To humor you....I can imagine this being screamed out-loud... "hace esta mirada infectada, papi!!" :-)
Last time I saw Zoellick, I was standing next to him and this guy, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Garang , with a fishing vest on and dirt in my teeth.
Funny part about the Wikipedia page is, it says they signed a peace agreement on 9 January 2005 in Nairobi, Kenya. Unfortunately, it didn't happen that way, it was in al-Kharṭūm, the capital of Sudan. Yep, I got to hang out with these dude's at a nice hotel, not far from the blue and white Nile and OBL's old house.... Zoellick - over-rated and Garang was a very hip and cool dude. I'd have to say, John would have had a better chance of getting Shakira to make some noise! I'm still very surprised I made it into the country, as I had a Israeli Visa in my passport, when I arrived a few days prior to the peace agreement. The local's didn't catch it! Love to slip the boarder / port authority... gives you a great adrenaline high....
Anyway,...Andrew... Are you getting cabin fever in D.C. or are you hitting the bottle hard this week because of Bob? 8 random posts over the last 3 days, there are trolls everywhere in this MoFo Blog... something is up...I can sense it. I have to say, Bob's death has got me tip'in one for the hero tonight. He was an amazing man. I received training by some of his Bragg peeps for my current job. A former co-worker of mine, worked with Bob in Vietnam. I was lucky to just be hanging around one day to hear some incredible stories about Củ Chi....
"De Oppresso Liber".... Get a chance, leave a challenge coin on Bob's stone...be nice to see a couple hundred of them stacked up there, keeping him warm, when I come home this summer.
Have a good week Andrew.
Elf.... Where you at?
Snake
Tengo un mercado emergente
Tengo un mercado emergente en mis pantalones
I'd like to put her on my
I'd like to put her on my knees, spank her and let her scream, "Pop-Centric COIN is so hip and cool!!!"
@Boondoggle Zoellick: How
@Boondoggle
Zoellick: How would you feel about another *year* of high school? Under my close personal supervision.
Shakira: Mr. Rooney... Ed... you're a beautiful man. I want to thank you for your warmth and compassion.
or
Shakira: You're Abe Froman?
Zoellick: That's right, I'm Abe Froman.
Shakira: The Sausage King of Chicago?
Zoellick: [caught off-guard] ... Uh yeah, that's me.
you're so Hip and Cool,
you're so Hip and Cool, Snake. and Funny!!! Hahahahahahahaha. you should change your name to Hematospermia.
@ the Hipster Eyreh be afass
@ the Hipster
Eyreh be afass seder emmak
and
Grozna si kato salata
and
Nide muchin shr ega da wukwei
your sister's bag and your
your sister's bag and your mother's too.
Zoellick.: Hey Shakira
Zoellick.: Hey Shakira isn't that Andrew Exum from Abu Resistance thing??????
Shakira: I can't tell, I have never seen him with his clothes on !
Exum: Hi guys....what's up. Shakira it is you.....get your hand.......
Shakira: Zoellick, Yup.....that's Andrew.
Zoellick: Andrew......how????
Exum: Gentlemen never tell......Shakira, you ready?
Shakira: Thought you never ask.....pant...... pant.....
Zoellick: Rats.....maybe I should start a Blog.......
Zoellick: I love your show.
Zoellick: I love your show. Is Regis here, too?
Toupp's don't lie
Toupp's don't lie
I've never been to Sudan????
I've never been to Sudan???? What the hell.... But, I have been to China Town, New York two times and Antarctica.
I believe you're struggling
I believe you're struggling with the word toupée. It's a comb-over, like Trump...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combover
Zoellick: Shakira,
Zoellick: Shakira, you’re back. That did not take long…..where’s Ex.
Shakira: Yo tan soy emocionado. Cada vez estoy con Exum, yo quiero hablar español y
la danza del vientre para una semana
Zoellick: Hear Exum wanted to do some research about gays in the military. How about
you, me, and him get together.
Shakira: Baile Baile. ....I tiene una mejor idea. Usted permanece aquí y encontraré
Exum
Zoelick: Hummmm……Did I tell you that I knew Snake Plissken.
Shakira: Usted chico pobre. Oí que Plissken ha avanzado la enfermedad venérea.
Conseguido de tener trato con oveja al mirar mi video de danza del vientre.
Que tal yo dado usted más videos y usted visita Plisskin. Entonces usted
puede tomar apuntes para Exum
Zoellick: Rats…I knew I should have started that blog….I think I said Elf once….
Shakira: Baile baile de baile. ...lot de hombre. Yo aquí que Duende tiene Xe
Zoellick: Ok Ok…..what is it I have to do? Give everyone in Columbia a loan?
Shakira: Mi Zoellick córneo, pobre y pobre. Justo no hay suficiente Tennessean en
usted causar una explosión. Davy Crockett me da carne de gallina o fue ese
Sonny. Ohhh Miami, yo adoré ese pueblo.
Zoellick: Ohhhhh…..I give up. My narrative is off.
Shakira: Mi Zoellick solitario. Vaya cera su cohete
There's no man so bad a dog
There's no man so bad a dog and a woman won't love him.
Shakira: Zoellick, glad I
Shakira: Zoellick, glad I bumped into you. I have been so busy with my world tour that I am so out of touch with the world. Being with the World Bank, you must know who killed Mahmoud al-Mabhouh.
Zoellick: Of course, I just got the inside dirt from one of Dubai's foremost bankers. Dubai police chief just ID'ed Elivis as the king pin. They have fake passports and everything. He was seen in a few places.....singing "Viva Dubai" as a cover.
The proof
Shakira: I really want to
Shakira: I really want to thank you Mr. Zoellick. You must have a lot of influence at CNAS. Since I decided to be the Merdia Queen and represent Columbia in the War against Drugs, your help has been fantastic. The news of using COIN tactics to embed US agents in to Mexican law enforcement teams is just coming out in the press. I am so proud that I am busting my buttons. This should go a long way to keep Mexican civilians from being hurt in the war.
Zoellick: I exist to serve. Have you thought about a loan to pay for all that.
Shakira: No, my friends in the US are paying for it all. You know, they print money. Now if you can just get me a date with that Exum guy.........
Zoellick: I will work on that.....hummmm......maybe I can ask that in the Caption Contest........ahhhhh.....Ex you getting all that? Dang, out did me again.
While we're on the topic of
While we're on the topic of Shakira humor...
Same one as we used when he
Same one as we used when he met Bo Derek...10 meets 2
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Zoellick, if that is really
Zoellick, if that is really his name, is a long-time capitalist pig dog. He is currently a senior official at Goldman Sachs - the noted financial exploiter of the poor workers of the world.Zoellick has been Mensagens para Orkut pushing the 'New WOrld Order' for the Bush regime with his position as Bushie agent , a former US trade representative, is a respected internationalist with extensive contacts in Europe, China, Latin America and Africa orkut
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