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"If I am lying by the road bleeding, I don't care if the medic coming to save me is gay. I just hope he is one of those buff gay guys who are always in the gym so he can throw me over his shoulder and get me out of there."
-- Blogger Jim Hanson, of Blackfive fame, via Matt Gallagher.
If he can throw you over, he
If he can throw you over, he can also bend you over just as easily. Be careful what you wish for, buff gayness can be a double edge sword. Right, Elf?
CPT Exum, As a college
CPT Exum,
As a college graduate considering joining the military, I'm curious what you make of this story.
Thanks.
I prefer my gays like Kurt
I prefer my gays like Kurt from "Glee".
Speaking of gays, when is CNAS gonna come out with a gay-centric calendar, featuring Ex in his 5.11 tactical undies, Fick in his USMC UDT/Recon shorts and Nagl in his SF boxers? Hell, throw in that lesbian chick from MSNBC too, she's a fan of CNAS
Elf, you remind me of Finn from "Glee", first you were anti-gay, now you're with the gays. Kinda like last night's episode.
Don't be a Narc. Remember
Don't be a Narc. Remember what the first and second rule of Fight Club are.
Better yet, skip the military, get a Master's degree and work for SAIC, L3, Cambridge, NG, BAE, and make some money. Take a break after graduating though and travel, go to Thailand or the Philippines, get all that out of your system, then work in the beltway. A 6 month trip to Thailand (avoid Bangkok for now) is equal to 4 yrs in the military, and a lot cheaper.
Watch Frontline's "Wounded
Watch Frontline's "Wounded Platoon", Visitor 11:49
AM, You just reminded me of
AM,
You just reminded me of Adam Sandler's "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry", Ving Rhames' shower scene ( here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCR2lyqxI5c ). I don't mind muscular gay guys in the military, so long as they don't dance like that in the shower. I understand it's cool to be gay now these days, but we have to draw the line somewhere.
If gays can be cowboys in
If gays can be cowboys in Montana, they can be medics in my Army any day of the week, 'cept Sundays.
What's the breakdown of male
What's the breakdown of male homosexuals to female? Is it unfair to say that repealing DADT will effect women more than men. I know that many of the high profile former soldiers against DADT are men, but (perhaps this is an unfair stereotype) I would think there is a much higher ratio of gays in the female ranks compared to the men. Can anyone comment on this? Don't soldiers largely self-select into the military? Meaning, the more "feminine" gays are unlikely to enter the macho culture of the military (as are other swaths of the U.S. population).
This point cuts both ways. Number 1, there are likely very few gays likely to join the military, whether or not it is legal. So, DADT doesn't actually effect that many soldiers. Number 2, however, if DADT is repealed, gay enlistment is not likely to increase much, much less increase overall military readiness. So the problem is largely a political creation. Might as well repeal it. Or not. Doesn't matter that much.
Finally, please don't compare rights for gays in the military to civil rights (this is just a general point -- not saying anyone on this blog is guilty). Rules barring people based on physical characteristics is completely different than rules barring people who do not fit emotional, behavioral or mental prerequisites. The comparison is down right insulting to racial minorities and the heroes of the civil rights movement.
What's the breakdown of male
What's the breakdown of male homosexuals to female? Is it unfair to say that repealing DADT will effect women more than men. I know that many of the high profile former soldiers against DADT are men, but (perhaps this is an unfair stereotype) I would think there is a much higher ratio of gays in the female ranks compared to the men. Can anyone comment on this? Don't soldiers largely self-select into the military? Meaning, the more "feminine" gays are unlikely to enter the macho culture of the military (as are other swaths of the U.S. population).
This point cuts both ways. Number 1, there are likely very few gays likely to join the military, whether or not it is legal. So, DADT doesn't actually effect that many soldiers. Number 2, however, if DADT is repealed, gay enlistment is not likely to increase much, much less increase overall military readiness. So the problem is largely a political creation. Might as well repeal it. Or not. Doesn't matter that much.
Finally, please don't compare rights for gays in the military to civil rights (this is just a general point -- not saying anyone on this blog is guilty). Rules barring people based on physical characteristics is completely different than rules barring people who do not fit emotional, behavioral or mental prerequisites. The comparison is down right insulting to racial minorities and the heroes of the civil rights movement.
What if that big bad buff
What if that big bad buff gay medic, gives you mouth to mouth, and licks the back of your mouth with his tongue, before getting you out of the kill zone?
When you've recovered from your wounds, and you go back to Afghanistan, what if that same gay medic invites you to a Bacha Bazi held by your Afghan military colleagues, who love this kinda sh!t?
Because he saved your life, you'd have to oblige your gay medic friend by going with him to his favourite Afghan show. It's too late, you realize you're the dancing boy in this sick twisted Afghan play.
Welcome to Afghanistan. And you can't tell on your gay medic now lover, because he and the rest of your unit will beat you to a pulp, because what happens in Afghanistan, stays in Afghanistan.
All because you thought buff gay medics are cool.
Comment by Medianalyst on
Comment by Medianalyst on May 27, 2010 - 3:39am
What's the breakdown of male homosexuals to female? Is it unfair to say that repealing DADT will effect women more than men.
Do you mean because women won't have the monopoly on penis in the military any longer? Since many gay guys will get much of the 18 to 20 male, screw anything that's not poisonous, action now? Personally, I think gays should be put in subs instead of females, so they won't have to keep on surfacing to expel all the pregnant girls all the time while underway. OR maybe we should just ban women in the military all together, since they seem to be in continuous maternity leave, and just have gays.
MediaAnalcyst, Gays join the
MediaAnalcyst,
Gays join the military, for the same reason pedophiles become pre-school teachers or join the priesthood. Female gays, otherwise commonly known as lesbians, joint the military for the same reason regular guys join the military--to get pussy.
Ah, bigotry. So delicious.
Ah, bigotry. So delicious.
For DADT to die a quiet
For DADT to die a quiet death by quiet, bureaucratic slow cuts. No trumpets and fanfare needed.
That would be counterproductive. As would propaganda masquerading as diversity training.
Hey there's something up
Hey there's something up with your links, the new National Security strategy post - ref slipped to you in an alley - has vanished. Hopefully you haven't been rendered...
OOoooooooooo http://www.cbsne
OOoooooooooo
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/05/26/world/main6521982.shtml
A handbook produced by the Swedes and given to other European nations not only has such phrases in English and Somali as "No talking" and "Put your weapon down," but also includes "Calm down" and "We are here to help you" - for use when boarding teams search Somali fishing vessels or boatloads of refugees.
But the coalition-building has also led to some odd cultural exchanges. Chief among them has been getting foreign officers used to the Swedish habit of socializing with little or no clothing in the warship's sauna.
During off-duty hours, the sauna is at the heart of socializing on the ship. Spanish, German and Norwegian officers meet their Swedish colleagues there after long days in the Indian Ocean searching for pirates, responding to their attacks and planning escorts for ships.......
Taking a steam together is an essential way of getting to know someone in much of Scandinavia, said Mika Raunu, a sailor in the Finnish navy. It's in the same tradition of Scandinavian egalitarianism that sees officers sharing rooms with lower-ranking sailors.
It also has led to a few cultural misunderstandings.
Lt. Cmdr. Carl Sjostrand told of a Swedish captain who invited a U.S. admiral to meet his senior officers after a formal ship's dinner. The American was led down to the sauna in full dress uniform - only to end up shaking hands with a line of sweaty, smiling and naked Swedish sailors.
Like all facilities, the saunas are used by both men and women, and the Swedish military does not segregate living quarters or bathrooms.
Women make up 20 percent of the sailors onboard the Carlskrona, doing everything from intelligence work to machine gun drills and working in the helicopter squadron. Among the female crew is Susanne Bursvik, one of two nurses onboard who help sailors relax between watches or exercises by offering massages.
"If I can help people feel better, I feel I've done my job," she said. "All these people are so far from home."
Her two children thought it was "pretty cool" she was out searching for pirates, she said.
The sailors have many rituals aboard the Carlskrona to break up the monotonous days and months. Among them: the captain gets the honor of eating the first flying fish that lands on deck. There are also fraternity-like raids to steal the mascots of rival ships - the current captive is a toy beaver - as well as the tradition of dressing up as King Neptune to celebrate the crossing of the equator.
Off topic but kind of wish
Off topic but kind of wish AM commented on Steve Coll's recent "War by Other Means" NYer article. Maybe he did and I missed it?
Sauna, Scandinavian hotties,
Sauna, Scandinavian hotties, sounds like a porn shoot.
@MediaAnalyst - I don't
@MediaAnalyst - I don't remember the numbers, but homophobia and stereotypes aside, the number of gay female service members is much higher, proportionally, than gay male service members.
Gay females are called
Gay females are called Lesbians!!! Get it right, you bigots!
Gay, Lesbians,
Gay, Lesbians, Trans-Gendered, Bi-Sexuals, Fruit humpers, Small animal stuffers, Necrophiles, Smear peanut butter and let the Labrador lick it girls, Pedophiles, Bacha Bazi watchers and part-takers, the list goes on. But the official PC titles is LGBT (the first 4 of the freak show parade).
Gay, Lesbians,
Gay, Lesbians, Trans-Gendered, Bi-Sexuals, Fruit humpers, Small animal stuffers, Necrophiles, Smear peanut butter and let the Labrador lick it girls, Pedophiles, Bacha Bazi watchers and part-takers, the list goes on. But the official PC titles is LGBT (the first 4 of the freak show parade).
If Congress forces us to
If Congress forces us to allow homosexuals in the Army, then it is only fair that they also allow heterosexuals to join the Navy.
You shouldn't be able to have it both ways, figuratively, if you're going to force it to be taken both ways literally.
When he joined the service,
When he joined the service, and all he got was his own hand in the porto-potti.
Bacha Bazi anyone?
Bacha Bazi anyone?
We in Saudi Arabia also have
We in Saudi Arabia also have gays and gay rights. We pick one person in the platoon, count from 1 to 9, whoever is number nine gets to have all the platoon's penis in their ass. We laugh at DADT in America. Our gay rights is more fun and adventurous, similar to your wet cookie game, but we love the bung hole too much to pass.
To quote Iran's president, "We don't have gays like you have gays in American." LOL, he's not Sunni but he knows a think or two about gays.
I just hope DoD will
I just hope DoD will subsidize KY and Chapstick.
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