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Greatest Nigerian Internet Scam Ever?

Mitch reports that all that time he's been spending in Gaza is finally paying off. Big time.

----- Forwarded Message ----

From: Mrs. Suha Tawil Arafat <suhangng3@gmail.com>
Sent: Thu, September 2, 2010 3:24:21 AM
Subject: Please expedite action

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Mrs. SUHA TAWIL ARAFAT, the wife of YASSER ARAFAT, the Palestinian leader who died recently in Paris. Since his death and even prior to the announcement, I have been thrown into a state of antagonism, confusion, humiliation, frustration and hopelessness by the present leadership of the Palestinian Liberation Organization and the new Prime Minister.

I have even been subjected to physical and psychological torture. As a window that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in the country at the moment. You must have heard over the media reports and the Internet on the discovery of some fund in my husband secret bank account and companies and the allegations of some huge sums of money deposited by my husband in my name of which I have refuses to disclose or give up to the corrupt Palestine Government.

You must have heard over the media reports and the Internet on the discovery of some fund in my husband secret bank account and companies and the allegations of some huge sums of money deposited by my husband in my name of which I have refuses to disclose or give up to the corrupt Palestine Government. In fact the total sum allegedly discovered by the Government so far is in the tune of about $6.5 Billion Dollars. And they are not relenting on their effort to make me poor for life. As you know, the Moslem community has no regards for woman, hence my desire for a foreign assistance. You can visit the BBC news broadcast below for better understanding of what I am talking about::http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3479937.stm

I have deposited the sum of 22.5 million dollars with a financial firm in Europe whose name is withheld for now until we open communication. I shall be grateful if you could receive this fund into your bank account for safe keeping and any Investment opportunity. This arrangement will be known to you and I alone and all our correspondence should be strictly on email alone because our government has tapped all my lines and are monitoring all my moves.

In view of the above, if you are willing to assist for our mutual benefits, we will have to negotiate on your Percentage share of the 22.5 million dollars that will be kept in your position for a while and invested in your name for my trust pending when my Daughter,Zahwa,will come off age and take full responsibility of her Family Estate/inheritance.

Please note that this is a golden opportunity that comes once in life time and more so, if you are honest, I am going to entrust more funds in your care as this is one of the legacy we keep for our children. In case you don't accept please do not let me out to the security and international media as I am giving you this information in total trust and confidence. I will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith.

Please expedite action.

Yours sincerely,

Mrs. Suha Tawil Arafat

Palestine

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I received this delightful

I received this delightful variation the other day. It is from the GAO, and warns me about those "fraudulent people in Nigeria."

"The U.S. Government Accountability Office (GAO)
Gene L. Dodaro GAO
Fraud Dept
441 G Street NW Mail Stop 4T21

Washington, DC 20548

The U.S. Government Accountability Office (GAO)

Our Work is done at the request of congressional committees or subcommittees
or is mandated by public laws or committee reports. We also undertake research
under the authority of the Controller General. We support congressional
oversight by

1, auditing agency operations to determine whether federal funds are being
spent efficiently and effectively;

2, investigating allegations of illegal and improper activities;

3, reporting on how well government programs and policies are meeting their
objectives;

4, performing policy analysis and outlining options for congressional
consideration;

and 5, issuing legal decisions and opinions, such as bid protest rulings and
reports on agency rules.

We advise Congress and the heads of executive agencies about ways to make government more efficient, effective, ethical, equitable and responsive.Our work leads to laws and acts that improve government operations, saving the government and taxpayers billions of dollars.

This is to officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION..

During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you are dealing with the wrong person in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.Just this month we recover some amount from fraudulent people in Nigeria with the help of the new government in Nigeria and the total money recover was $11,000.000.00 in which the Nigeria government reside to give away the money to an American Citizen with correct social security details as a compensation either unemployed/employed here in the U.S as in accordance with the new president of America permission , in which your name and address came out and we the U.S. Government Accountability Office (GAO) reside to contact in regards to your claims.

Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in total USD$11,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in
an ATM CARD.

Since the U.S. Government Accountability Office (GAO) is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the FBI AGENT,THAT WAS SENT TO THE ATM CARD INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE CENTER via email or by phone for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf while the shipment of the ATM CARD is been taken care of once your approval slip is signed and sealed ...

FBI AGENT INFORMATION NAME: Agent Chris Newson
EMAIL:chris.newson46@yahoo.com.hk
TELEPHONE:+23470-26776530
(+1-206-203-4190)

Do contact Agent Chris Newson who was sent on your behalf and many other beneficial s on a mission. with your details and re-confirmed your information

FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
TELL:
CELL:
BANK NAME:
AGE:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:

We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you. Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

As soon as we receive your full information, he shall proceed with your fund transfer immediately via ATM card.We anticipate your prompt response. If you need to contact me at any stage please do not hesitate to call (+1-206-203-4190)

The U.S. Government Accountability Office (GAO)

Gene L. Dodaro
GAO Fraud NET
441 G Street NW Mail Stop 4T21
Washington, DC 20548

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Agent Chris Newson of the ATM CARD CENTER who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD/CONTRACT FILE PAYMENT PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

NOTE: DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS AND RECEIVE YOUR ATM CARD:"

I thought this must be the

I thought this must be the best one ever:

Yemeni assassin hits York man with spam death threat

By Joe Fay

A software engineer form York has been left nonplussed after a group of hired guns from the Yemen Arab Republic claimed to have been contracted to "terminate" him with extreme prejudice.

Charles Anderson told El Reg he received an email last week from a "Gladlord Mohammed" informing him that "i have being paid $200,000.00 in advance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employers".

However, Gladlord continued: "i have followed you closely for one week and three days now and have seen that you are innocent of the accusation."

Therefore, Gladlord had decided to pass up the contract on Charles - if the lucky developer handed over "$50,000.00 to the account i will provide for you".

Indeed, the gun for hire continued, once Charles had made a down payment and met with Gladlord, "i will give you the tape that contains his request for me to terminate you, which will be enough evidence for you to take him to court (if you wish to), then the balance will be paid later".

In the meantime, Charles is required to keep his mouth shut and not contact the FBI or the Police. The assassin reminds Charles that "I have your picture with me and other vital information. I was hired with my team from Yemen Arab Republic down here. So you don't need to ask any question. Deal/ No Deal?"

Despite the obvious air of menace around the email, our man has concluded this is clearly a scam, adding: "It's the first scam I've ever received that tried to intimidate me into handing over money, rather than just playing on my greed and stupidity. Is this the start of a trend, or have I just been lucky so far?"

Was our man really saying there was no one he could think of who'd want him rubbed out, waxed or otherwise taken care of? "I'm pretty sure I don't have any enemies who'd want me dead. More importantly, I doubt if I even know anyone who's got $200,000 to spare."

Not even an irate customer, El Reg suggested? "My direct contact with customers is very limited, so that would rule out most of the usual suspects," said Charles. "I haven't even annoyed the QA team much this year."

I have a gmail and

I have a gmail and college/work account, which receives scam emails like these all the time. Thinking that that email was sent to a work account.

I get my notification

I get my notification straight from the the top G-Man hisself so it's gotta be too legit (I love that he hopes "to read from you soon"):

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building
Washington Dc

Customers Service Hours/Monday To Saturday
Office Hours Monday To Saturday:

Attention Beneficiary,

Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling, Contract and Inheritance.

Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have also noticed that over the past you have been transacting with some impostors and fraudsters who have been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Frank, Anderson, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some impostors claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation.

The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Crime Complaint Center (ICCC) formerly known as the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) of how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these impostors. As a result of this we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us. We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling $6,100,000.00 be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of $5,000 a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world were you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM).

We have advised that this should be the only way at which you are to receive your payment because it is more guaranteed, since over $5 billion was lost on fake check year two (2) 2008. We guarantee 100% receipt of your payment, because we have perfected everything in regards to the release of your $6.1 million United States Dollars to be 100% risk free and free from any hitches as it is our duty to protect you. (This is as a result of the mandate from US Government to make sure all debts owed to people which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared for the betterment of the current economic status of the nation and its citizens as he bas always believed (Our Time for Change has come because Change can happen)

Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track from UPS website to confirm people like you who have received their payment successfully.

Name: Racheal Frank: UPS Tracking Number...1z89249r2210011070 (www.ups.com)

Name: Zaidi Mohammed: UPS Tracking Number...1z89249r2210011025 (www.ups.com)

Name: Stephen Medaris: UPS Tracking Number...1z89249r2210011089 (www.ups.com)

Name: Seddek Farhard: UPS Tracking Number...1z89249r2210011098 (www.ups.com)

To redeem your fund you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you $340 only nothing more and no hidden fees as everything else has been taken cared of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $340 only. Contact InformationName: Mr. Robert JosephEmail: robertjosepp@yahoo.com.cn Hotline : +234-802-837-7744 Do contact Mr. Robert Joseph of the ATM Card Center via his contact details above and furnish him with your details as listed below, calling him on his hotline will be faster than to email him:

Your full Name:
Your full Address (where you will like your ATM CARD to be sent to):
Home/Cell Phone:
Occupation:Age:
A Scan Copy Of Your Identity Card For Identification

On contacting him with your details your files would be updated and he will be sending you the payment information in which you will use in making payment of $340 via Western Union Money Transfer for the procurement of your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order. After which the delivery of your ATM card will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay, extra fee or any authority raising eyebrow.

Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive your ATM CARD Shippment Confirmation within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.

Once again we are so sure of you receiving your payment at no any other cost as we have taking it upon our duty to monitor everything in other to cub cyber crime that is perpetrated by those impostors.

Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

ROBERT S. MUELLER, DIRECTOR
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

"As a window that is so

"As a window that is so traumatized..."

I do hope this isn't a transcription error.

I have a Scam store to tell

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