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What do you see here? Part of Britain's "Broken Society"... A Chav? Or, maybe one of the single mums Londonstani and Abu M kept bumping into in the 'Stow?

Whatever you're thinking, I bet it's not "pole dancing daughter of hateful preacher". 

Yep, this is one of those "Welcome in London!" moments. However weird and wonderful your part of the world is, multiply it before you can hope to compare to Londonstani's beloved home.

The chavette* ... sorry, young lady... above is the daughter of Omar Bakri Mohammed, the founder of al-Muhajiroon in the UK and other idiotic groups of spotty oiks in turbans who prance around with banners calling for beheadings.

The Sun, king of tabloids, says Yasmin Fostok, one of Bakri's seven kids, is a single mum living in south London (too many of her dad's young disciples in Walthamstow?!) who supplements her income with the odd bit of stripping. 

I won't spoil it by giving more details. But it's just so, so good.

* If you don't know what a chav or chavette is... you really should by now