American woman! Stay away from me!

Hahahaha. What, our womenfolk are too tough for you Pashtun men to handle? Yeah, but seriously, I can sympathize. Armed "western white women" can certainly be a little vicious. (Pictured: Lady Muqawama, toting a .300 Win Mag)

American women: we send them to fight over there so we don't have to fight them over here.

h/t: NYT