Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

The following announcement was in the New York Times today:

Thomas L. Friedman is on book leave.

That's good news because it means 90% of the unintelligible metaphors have been purged from the opinion page today, but that also means that He has a new book coming out soon. Dear God...

You would all be better off watching this incredibly freaky video passed along to Abu Muqawama by the genius behind this film, who also happens to be an East Tennessee Little League legend.