My goodness, what on Earth is Abu Muqawama going to do? Scotland in quarterfinals of the World Cup, the Red Sox in the ALDS, and both games on at the same damn time. He's just going to have to run to the local pub, watch 80 minutes of rugby, and get back for the final innings of the Sox game. (Sorry, Charlie) Or, he could always stay in and read a 32-page journal article titled Historical Review of School-Based Randomized Trials for Evaluating Problem Behavior Prevention Programs... Er, no.
UPDATE: Oh, for the love of all that is holy. If you're going to lose, boys, don't give Abu Muqawama hope until the last minute of the game and then crush his dreams.
UPDATE II: Ah, that's more like it.