Guerrilla Warfare! With Gorrilas?

Ha! This quote made my day, even if I have no idea what Rep. Joe Barton (R-TX) is talking about here:

I’m going to be the sneaky little guy that pops up from behind the bush and fights the guerrilla. But guerrilla warfare does succeed sometimes.

Wait, so who is the guerrilla? You or them? I have read this quote 12 times and am not sure who is the person meant to be conducting guerrilla warfare. You? Because if it's them, you can totally be on our team and I'll send an intern with a copy of Galula over to the Capitol Building ASAP.

(h/t wonkette)