The only king we've ever had in Tennessee was Elvis, but in Abu Muqawama's mind this exactly what they should be like: in combat, leading from the front. Bravo, Harry.
Update: Charlie, here. Well, now the good prince is heading home because that asshat Matt Drudge blew his cover. Apparently, his self-control is less than even the British tabloids, who managed to observe the media blackout for 2 months. What a no talent assclown.