People of Syria: "Kilna Bierluigi Collina!"

From the Los Angeles Times, a yellow card for Bashar al-Asad:

Meanwhile, you can rock out in your office to this jammin' Syrian protest song. "Allah! Syria! Freedom! (And that's it!)" Also, I have been watching al-Jazeera Arabic, which has been running some shocking video of Syrian security forces punching and kicking bound detainees. Yeah, that will go over well in the rest of the Arabic-speaking world...