Too True to be Funny

Dana Milbank, in today's Post:

This meeting of the Senate Military-Industrial Caucus will now come to order.

 

The chair recognizes the senator from Northrop Grumman for a question.

 

"We've noticed the increase in the amphibious ship fleet needs that go beyond traditional military missions," said Sen. Thad Cochran (R-Miss.). "Do you see a continuing need for shipbuilding in the amphibious area?"

 

Of course, Senator. Nobody will hurt the DD(X) destroyers they build in Pascagoula.

 

Does the senator from General Dynamics have a question?

 

"Littoral combat ships," said Sen. Richard Shelby (R-Ala.). "Do you believe that this program will play a vital role in our Navy's future fleet?"

 

Certainly, Senator. Tell the folks in Mobile that their shipbuilding operation is safe. The chair now recognizes the senator from Boeing.

 

"I wanted to ask you today if you can tell me how you are taking into account the health and longevity of our domestic industrial base," asked Sen. Patty Murray (D-Wash.).

 

Sure, Senator. Your constituents in Everett will get another shot at that aerial refueling tanker contract they lost to the Airbus consortium.