What must al-Qaeda think when they see these videos?

"Jaysus, these Americans are all nuts, going for walks with %$#@ing machine pistols on their back pockets and beards like C. Everett Koop!"

The more Abu Muqawama watches this video the more it makes him laugh, listening to this dude talk about "problems that might occur" as you're "walking your dog or getting the mail" and which might result in you "getting down to business." God bless America.