Your Weekend Reading: Paintball with Hizballah

There are three kinds of potential employers in Washington, DC:

1. Those who would never hire me because I play paintball with terrorists.
2. Those who would hire me in spite of the fact that I play paintball with terrorists.
3. Those who would hire me because I play paintball with terrorists.

I am so glad I work for #3. Please read Mitch Prothero's epic tale of the time four journalists and one think tank researcher challenged Hizballah to a game of paintball. And won.

This is probably the only time I will ever be featured in Vice, unless I am someday a Don't, so I am enjoying my brief moment of cool. I apologize in advance for my language.